“Walking a road other men have crossed gone down…

“…Paupers, Peasant and princes and kings…” I find that chronicling my weekends is an arduous journey into a sour place filled with unspeakable terror and strife, along with the occasional anomaly, this place is: My Mind. Since few know what events really took place I decided to add a little more detail into my mindless dribble. When in doubt, pull the Glory out. (I leave that up to your own interpretation, you perverts.)

Thursday: I finished my last class at 2:40pm and ran like a flash of light towards my car but, my tummy grumbled like a Jew over the price of kipper snacks, so I made a stop to the campus store and bought some Milano cookies (they’re just so darn good) then went to my car and took off. With little or no effort I made it back to Peaslyville, NY (aprox. 2.5 hrs.) I got to see my grandmother Mahuta (flew in from Wisconsin) who I haven’t seen in almost a year and had dinner there (with my father & Grandma) my mother, sister and brother were no where to be found. Later on in the evening (around 9:30pm) or so I went to go see Jason and Sarah and we watched: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Afterwards, we headed back to Jason’s house and I called Rachael. After I put down the phone, I realized it was 2:20am. Oh well, Jay and I played Halo until 3:30am. I slept at his house (upon Rachael’s request, she said I sounded tired)

Friday: I woke up at 9:30am and headed out the door with Jason, he went to work, and I went home. As I pulled into the driveway my father was talking to me about the occurrences that happened overnight and we decided to change the oil in my car, later on in the day. My father then asked my as I took off my shoes on the porch “did you cash your check?” (My loan check) I said “no” and found that I needed to do so this day, I sighed, put back on my shoes and flew back to Plattsburgh, cashed my check, bought “The Twilight Zone: Vol:1” went to the mall and paid off my tuxedo and shoes (for Dan’s wedding) and then went back home. Washed, vacuumed and cleaned my car, then changed the oil and filter and helped move around my exhaust system on the car. I then proceeded to do my homework till about 8:30pm or so and headed down to the radio meeting at WQKE. After the meeting: Jay, Corey, Kelly, Abram & Abram’s chick (I don’t remember her name but, she had good taste in music) went to Sarah’s house and played: Risk. I didn’t want to play this game, my mind wanders that late at night but, I was roped into in…the hours slugged by and I must have used around two grams of snuff. I was finally killed around 12:20am. I decided since I was out, to call Rachael, it was glorious. I lay on Sarah’s floor conversing with my honey for about an hour and a half. I said my goodbye’s and drove the college crew back to home base. I drove to Jay’s house, played a little Halo and was dead but, this night I had planned to sleep at Jason’s because, we have a tradition (this semester) to go to the Homestead Restaurant at 8:30am on Saturdays.

Saturday: Jay and I headed to the Homestead and had a manly breakfast (I should have ordered only half) then headed to go wake the sleeping giant (I love Petra) I snuck into Jordan’s room and jumped on his lifeless torso as he yelled vulgarities (I would love to tell you them but, I have heard rumor that my Blogg has an inappropriate amount of four-letter words.) Jordan hopped out of bed a few minutes later and we boogied to the radio station. We had a good show; Sarah came down five minutes into it and is growing to be an excellent DJ. Anywho, we had fun and I had to run. I said my goodbye’s, got some photos of Rachael and Quentin developed (links to come soon to all curious parties, with the exception of pedophiles and people related to Richard Simmons, he just scares me.) and I drove home and studied the night away, with the minor infraction of me scaring the ever-loving shit out of Stephanie’s (my sister) unofficial date. I flashed a foot-long blade in this young man’s direction and broke it down to him, gave him my policy on good behavior and explained to him that if these rules were broken, I would slit his throat open with a song in my heart. He pissed himself and I finished my homework. Stayed up with my grandmother, watched some TV and waited for my parents and Steph-o to come home. 11:00pm Stephanie arrived, two minutes later I gave the date, the boot. My parents arrived at 11:30pm and I called Rachael an hour later, we talked into the late night, Michael (my brother) talked to her as well. I then headed to the sleepy place.

Sunday: I went to church and had a jolly good time in the Lord and fellowshipped with my glorious friend Dan and his lovely fiancée Danielle had some cake, some conversation with Danno and I drove home. Got some gas, put my things together, said goodbye to the family and headed to Plattsburgh. I picked up some Oolong tea for Rachael and visited my now-healing grandfather who is in the hospital. After about 30 minutes of visiting time, I smooched my aunts, grandmother and pop and headed down to Albany. I arrived here a while ago. *Sigh* Email me if you find my weekend chronicling as boring to read, as it is as tedious for me to write. Good times.