“…You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows…” -Bob Dylan “Subterranean Homesick Blues”.
Would you believe it?! That I woke up this morning at 7:30am and brushed my teeth, ate breakfast and got to class 25 minutes early? Well damn it, believe it. I was still wearing P-A-N-T-S today though my, stomach was a still a little weary from the night previous. Anyways I made it to my class and a student named Gabe, who I have sat next to this entire class (he hates this class almost as much as I do.) asked me “Are you ready for you presentation?” I thought to myself “thank God I decided to go ahead and finish all my work for the class so I wouldn’t have to do it next week (I didn’t realize that this was the last day)” I said to Gabe with a smile “Oh course I even brought my outline.” He was a bit nervous about his presentation, he did his on Perjury… (hint: this is hidden link #2) but it was a glorious, awe-inspiring, momentous triumph of a speech indeed. My Professor randomly called us to go up to the podium. I was the fifth person called, I know a lot of people who are afraid to talk in public about anything and just the pure thought gives them goose pimples; not me. I have no problem making a complete jackass of myself in a crowd. This being said, I stood up and started to give my presentation, it was on the film: A Clockwork Orange. I went into bloody detail of the reasons why this film was banned in the U.K. (i.e. if you don’t know brutal rapes to people singing the lyrics of “Singing in the Rain” and other violent acts) Needless to say, I had the student’s attention. We were also supposed to talk about how our information gathering went. I am going to toot my own horn because, gosh darn it, this is my Blogg and I thought it was funny. I explained the procedure of trying to find scholarly information on this film an equivalent to: “Trying to commit suicide with a rubber band…it takes a long f***ing time.” As I motioned a rubber band aimed at my head, while I was explaining this philosophy. I got a few laughs for about 9:45am, my goal was to let the Professor take her mind off my crappy annotated bibliography. I think it worked. I am praying for a good grade. I left at the end of class with a jig and a hankering to hock a loogy on my computer (it was not my favorite class ever). Afterwards I went out to the Campus Center because I had a little while till my next class; I stopped at the Campus Greens table and finally picked up a Nader/Camejo sticker for my car. I know my man Ralph Nader doesn’t have a chance but, we need to send a message to the Whitehouse. Third parties will be heard! Even if it takes another 100 years or so(Abraham Lincoln was a Third Party candidate who won Presidency-Whig Party)My Glorious, I am getting off-track right, so I got a sticker and affixed it on my bumper: “Vote Peace, Not War VoteNader.com” Naderite by the grace of God. I returned to the campus, had a pinch of snuff or two (not that I didn’t have a few pinches before then.) and headed to my next class: Global issues lab. My TA discussed at length the ‘Bay of Pigs’ and comparing it to the war in Iraq, very interesting but uneventful. Lastly, I made it to my Japanese class, I was just waiting for Mano Sensee to strike, and I could see it in her eyes. Ask Kimura-san (me) for his Doctor’s note (I don’t have one) but, she didn’t and my partner for conversations in class can already speak and read the language (lucky bastard) of course he grew up in Guam but, that is beside the point. So with this partner I was invincible, Mano Sensee could not call on me and expect a wrong answer, my partner would help me through. I got full class participation and a smile from Sensee. At the end of class I was so happy (that it was the end of the day) that I forgot to talk to Mano Sensee about my absence, I walked into her office and she was so nonchalant about the ordeal and gave me extensions on my homework. God is good. Speaking of God’s goodness as I walked out of Japanese class, I got this weird feeling. I was warm, no hot. Hint: I am still wearing my pants. I AM WELL! I immediately pulled my pant legs up to look like Huck Finn and dashed to my car. I drove down to the gas station and met my very worthy Indian friend and filled up the tank for $16.00 and then zoom, zoom to my dorm. I had dinner and goofed off, read my Bible and tried to figure out why my phone wasn’t working. I called DATANET to see what was going on. I found out that my AT&T bill I needed to send out a few days ago wasn’t $66.36 dollars it was $91.68!!! So I went online and paid my bill, so my phone will be turned on tomorrow, maybe. Oh well, easy come, easy go. I’ve learned through many trials in my life that it takes faith to make it. Faith sounds like an easy thing but, in practice even the disciples slipped a few times: “He got up and rebuked the wind and the raging waters; the storm subsided, and all was calm.”Where is your faith?” he asked his disciples. In fear and amazement they asked one another, “Who is this? He commands even the winds and the water, and they obey him.” Luke 8:25 (NIV) If you are unfamiliar with this verse this is when a large storm came while the Disciples and Jesus were on the water, it was a raging torrent. The Disciples didn’t know how long they could hold the boat together and went down and awoke Jesus (He was sleeping) and as you can read from the above, stopped the storm. Why were the Disciples worried? Jesus was right there. Why are we worried again??? Hmm…
*This is the last time I am going to mention, that I always put interesting links in my posts…you people are missing out…or maybe your not (somebody email me.)
